Fitmitbap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise walrus.

Fitmitbap created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitmitbap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fitmitbap, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fitmitbap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fitmitbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Do not listen to music.