Pibjatnut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable shark.

Pibjatnut created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibjatnut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pibjatnut, she will make you grow a tail.

Pibjatnut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Pibjatnut's Holy Commandments

1. Pibjatnut loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear red dresses.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always obey Pibjatnut's priests.