Hog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, grumpy wyvern.

Hog created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hog, he will be very unhappy.

Hog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.