Ortgatxuccab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, intelligent bee.

Ortgatxuccab created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortgatxuccab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ortgatxuccab, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ortgatxuccab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ortgatxuccab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ortgatxuccab.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always obey Ortgatxuccab's priests.