Madbasswonraw is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish zebra.

Madbasswonraw created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madbasswonraw, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Madbasswonraw, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Madbasswonraw's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Madbasswonraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.