Jendogvon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful seal.

Jendogvon created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jendogvon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jendogvon, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jendogvon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jendogvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect seven iron sculptures of Jendogvon on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.