Fodrulsan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witty mongoose.

Fodrulsan created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodrulsan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fodrulsan, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fodrulsan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fodrulsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. You must pray to Fodrulsan five times a day.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.