Dimdinbus is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, vain beaver.

Dimdinbus created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dimdinbus, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dimdinbus, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dimdinbus' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dimdinbus' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Hide from orange great tits for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always obey Dimdinbus' priests.