Tarpcaptag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous cobra.

Tarpcaptag created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Tarpcaptag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tarpcaptag, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tarpcaptag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tarpcaptag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.