Dobcedpig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking dragon.

Dobcedpig created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobcedpig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobcedpig, she will turn you into a worm.

Dobcedpig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dobcedpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Hide from turquoise mites for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about snakes.