Sadhitjadmonbotbugdadsug is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering shrew.

Sadhitjadmonbotbugdadsug created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadhitjadmonbotbugdadsug, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sadhitjadmonbotbugdadsug, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Sadhitjadmonbotbugdadsug's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sadhitjadmonbotbugdadsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.