Capmumfom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous raven.

Capmumfom created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Capmumfom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Capmumfom, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Capmumfom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Capmumfom's Holy Commandments

1. Capmumfom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Always obey Capmumfom's priests.

5. You must pray to Capmumfom six times a day.