Hivfutbafbam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able hedgehog.

Hivfutbafbam created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivfutbafbam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivfutbafbam, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hivfutbafbam's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hivfutbafbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never wear stockings.