Mithasbab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage hedgehog.

Mithasbab created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Mithasbab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mithasbab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mithasbab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mithasbab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mithasbab.