Japxemduss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous coyote.

Japxemduss created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Japxemduss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Japxemduss, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Japxemduss' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Japxemduss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japxemduss.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Japxemduss.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Never look at nebulae.