Monmanbit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fast skunk.

Monmanbit created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Monmanbit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Monmanbit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Monmanbit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Monmanbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Never laugh in the presence of snails.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never play with disobedient children.