Bepkabdot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing unicorn.

Bepkabdot created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepkabdot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bepkabdot, he will destroy your home planet.

Bepkabdot's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bepkabdot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bepkabdot three times a day.

2. Always obey Bepkabdot's priests.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bepkabdot.