Basscimhug is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing naga.

Basscimhug created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Basscimhug, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Basscimhug, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Basscimhug's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Basscimhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Put Basscimhug first in all things.

5. Run away from fawn geese, for they are unholy.