Stanfemyan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, almighty goat.

Stanfemyan created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanfemyan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stanfemyan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stanfemyan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Stanfemyan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Do not take Stanfemyan's name in vain.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.