Targgedtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, caring badger.

Targgedtaf created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Targgedtaf, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Targgedtaf, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Targgedtaf's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Targgedtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never feed bread to sharks while wearing violet shoes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your feet purple.