Genlinvog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair fly.

Genlinvog created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Genlinvog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Genlinvog, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Genlinvog's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Genlinvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not kill otters.