Yoddodcep is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, staggering goose.

Yoddodcep created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoddodcep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yoddodcep, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Yoddodcep's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yoddodcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide if nine goats approach from the south.

5. Never think about stars.