Migxenfum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent hedgehog.

Migxenfum created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Migxenfum, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Migxenfum, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Migxenfum's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Migxenfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.