Binhadgun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish mink.

Binhadgun created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Binhadgun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Binhadgun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Binhadgun's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Binhadgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.