Bopdisstitduss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring ferret.

Bopdisstitduss created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Bopdisstitduss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bopdisstitduss, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bopdisstitduss' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bopdisstitduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look at asteroids.