Negtalfat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthinking toad.

Negtalfat created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negtalfat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negtalfat, he will turn you into a goat.

Negtalfat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Negtalfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Run away from turquoise manatees, for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Negtalfat six times a day.

5. Never mention bats.