Gemstipvog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing eagle.

Gemstipvog created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemstipvog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gemstipvog, she will turn you into a plant.

Gemstipvog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gemstipvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gemstipvog's priests.

2. Gemstipvog loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always wear green.

5. Put Gemstipvog first in all things.