Tankadkop is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, caring warg.

Tankadkop created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tankadkop, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tankadkop, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tankadkop's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tankadkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must love Tankadkop.

5. Never go into green rooms.