Cibbusran is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, blissful dugong.

Cibbusran created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibbusran, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cibbusran, he will ignore you.

Cibbusran's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cibbusran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.