Kenbodwon is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, annoying dragonfly.

Kenbodwon created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbodwon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kenbodwon, he will manifest in front of you.

Kenbodwon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kenbodwon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kenbodwon eight times a day.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.