Cutladbop is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent hyena.

Cutladbop created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutladbop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cutladbop, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cutladbop's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cutladbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.