Disscep is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable hamster.

Disscep created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disscep, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Disscep, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Disscep's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Disscep's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Disscep.

2. Disscep loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Run away if six otters approach from the east.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Disscep.