Zigbastzakdod Dittafkop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective mink.

Zigbastzakdod Dittafkop created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbastzakdod Dittafkop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zigbastzakdod Dittafkop, he will torture you forever.

Zigbastzakdod Dittafkop's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Zigbastzakdod Dittafkop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three tapirs approach from the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.