Waddudbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking aardvark.

Waddudbeg created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Waddudbeg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Waddudbeg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Waddudbeg's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Waddudbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Waddudbeg.

5. Do not cook food in pots.