Listrullbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, quiet jaguar.

Listrullbeg created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Listrullbeg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Listrullbeg, he will throw large rocks at you.

Listrullbeg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Listrullbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.