Ragraptaf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate donkey.

Ragraptaf created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragraptaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ragraptaf, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ragraptaf's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ragraptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Put Ragraptaf first in all things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not take Ragraptaf's name in vain.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.