Apphitmad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unjust centipede.

Apphitmad created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Apphitmad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Apphitmad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Apphitmad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Apphitmad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Apphitmad.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not speak about bread.