Binlarndon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, tranquil cobra.

Binlarndon created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Binlarndon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Binlarndon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Binlarndon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Binlarndon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the south.