Ganhudtap Podgabjan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unjust sheep.

Ganhudtap Podgabjan created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganhudtap Podgabjan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ganhudtap Podgabjan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ganhudtap Podgabjan's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ganhudtap Podgabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never paint your hands violet.

5. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Ganhudtap Podgabjan on top of important buildings.