Neghudbell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, charitable duck.

Neghudbell created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neghudbell, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Neghudbell, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Neghudbell's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Neghudbell's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Neghudbell.

2. Put Neghudbell first in all things.

3. Worship no other gods but Neghudbell.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Neghudbell.

5. Never paint your feet black.