Buskopfagsug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unfair human.

Buskopfagsug created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buskopfagsug, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Buskopfagsug, she will not care.

Buskopfagsug's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Buskopfagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Hide from magenta shrews for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.