Shavhotdap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, grumpy warg.

Shavhotdap created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavhotdap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Shavhotdap, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Shavhotdap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Shavhotdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Shavhotdap.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.