Budsandudfobfigmin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awesome finch.

Budsandudfobfigmin created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budsandudfobfigmin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Budsandudfobfigmin, it will not care.

Budsandudfobfigmin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Budsandudfobfigmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help whales in need.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide from pink eagles for they are unholy.