Nakabrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able wren.

Nakabrutt created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakabrutt, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nakabrutt, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nakabrutt's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nakabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. You must pray to Nakabrutt five times a day.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Never feed figs to badgers while wearing blue tights.