Ripwabbin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage whale.

Ripwabbin created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripwabbin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ripwabbin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ripwabbin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ripwabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.