Vadpankik is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, happy hippopotamus.

Vadpankik created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Vadpankik, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vadpankik, he will not care at all.

Vadpankik's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Vadpankik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.