Tabbudcan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful penguin.

Tabbudcan created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Tabbudcan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tabbudcan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Tabbudcan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tabbudcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not take Tabbudcan's name in vain.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Never sing in the presence of doves.