Hamfundumlarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident goblin.

Hamfundumlarn created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamfundumlarn, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hamfundumlarn, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hamfundumlarn's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hamfundumlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Respect your elders.