Vidkapfon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty naga.

Vidkapfon created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidkapfon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vidkapfon, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vidkapfon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Vidkapfon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vidkapfon.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away from cyan tapirs, for they are unholy.