Popflamquill is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, staggering mink.

Popflamquill created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Popflamquill, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Popflamquill, he will manifest in front of you.

Popflamquill's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Popflamquill's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if four mice approach from the north.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.